Hygene/other

Shaving, trimming, and condom use.

Where to start... ok


TRIMMING



This is the easy way to deal with fuzzy nuts, you can't really cut your ball sack and you are just trimming the hairs down a little to make them managable and with a little practice this will be easy.




SHAVING



well trim before you shave, and then lightly...LIGHTLY pull your razor across your goods, DO NOT PRESS DOWN, if you don't get a hair the first pass get it the next one, but use a soft touch... like when you shave your girls pussy (assuming she doesn't wax)...you need a light touch or you will cut your nutz.... many...many...many light strokes is the way to go.




ASSHOLE



You got to wash you ass... and by that... I mean your ass hole... You would be amazed at how much filth can collect in an area the size of a silver dollar...or dime (only you know your own ass)... and when someone goes down on you....trust me... the nose, knows... So do your sex partner a favor... and wash you god damn asshole (also stops crotch rot or fumunda cheese).




CONDOMS



Green crusty shit, or HPV, or Warts, or the Gona-Herpa-Sypl-Aids is not cool to have, share, or keep as a pet... Wrap you shit up guys, or if you fuck raw and cream pie like me, go to the doctor and get checked out. Like both of you, she proves she is clean, you prove you are clean and then she can use birth control (or you can use neem oil to make your sperm not fertile for 1+ years).




MALE BIRTH CONTROL?



Well as I do more research into this neem oil (its an oral supplement) and see it does not allow me to get girls preggers I will let you know - but I do know that once you start taking it you CAN have kids for the first 6 months you take it, and then for the 6 months after you STOP taking it... during these two 6 months periods... all your kids will be mutant babies with pop coming out their eyes and shit... Yes it is 100% reversible...Just don't get a girl preggers while you are starting or stopping neem... It's like a girl going on birth control when she is pregnant... fucks that kid all up... but once I know more I will turn this into its own whole section.